Stop the Presses!! Boyd Slips from #1 Again!!!
BREAKING NEWS! Glenside, PA (WTS) - In a shocking development that left thousands shaking their heads in stunned unbelief, Sam Boyd slipped from his perch as #1 Coolest Person Anywhere for the second time in as many weeks. Details here. (Women, children, and those faint of heart may not want to click that link.)
