HAPPY BLANK TO YOU, PETER ENNS!
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED HAPPY [CHOOSE ONE:]BIRTHDAY/ANNIVERSARY/BAR MITZVAH TO [INSERT NAME HERE]PETER ENNS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY [INSERT NAME HERE]PETER ENNS. [INSERT NAME HERE]PETER ENNS, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN. YOUR [CHOOSE ONE:]BIRTHDAY/ANNIVERSARY/BAR MITZVAH IS A DATE WE HAVE LOOKED FORWARD TO, AND NOW THAT IT’S HERE, WE REMEBER IT FONDLY. WE ARE THANKFUL THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU, [INSERT NAME HERE]PETER ENNS, MAKE THIS A MORE PERSONAL AND RELATIONAL WORLD.
Share on Facebook
January 2nd, 2006 at 9:42 am
In the words of that kid from South Park “I hate you. I hate you so very much.”
January 2nd, 2006 at 11:51 am
Pete,
I don’t understand your response. If Mark had neglected to post this, I would have failed to wish you “Happy Anniversary!”
Cynthia
January 2nd, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Cynthia,
No, no. It’s my Bar Mitzvah. Baruch ‘attah adonoi elohenu, etc., etc., which is Hebrew for, where are my presents?
January 2nd, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Pete,
I should have known–anything associated with “bar”. As to
presents, since the airports are relaxing their safety regulations, do you think that the post office will allow mailing a six pack of
German beer?
Cynthia
p.s. A question for the computer literate people: How does one make her picture appear next to her name?
January 2nd, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Cynthia: Click the link in this comments section to Gravatar. Once you upload a picture to Gravatar, it will post that picture next to your comments on any blog that uses Gravatar (it’s associated with your email address).
Pete: Now that you’ve been Bar Mitzvahed, should we expect your voice to change soon? There go your aspirations to solo with the Vienna Boy’s Choir!