Is This Why I Get No Invites?
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.”
-Dave Barry
Hat tip to Richard for this quote.
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April 20th, 2005 at 8:52 pm
I thought for sure that was Calvin!
April 20th, 2005 at 8:59 pm
Nah, Jason, in Calvin’s case he wasn’t invited because his hat wasn’t as cool as the other Reformer’s hats.
April 21st, 2005 at 8:23 am
I think you get no invites because we’ve all heard about the Cheeze Whiz Incident.
April 21st, 2005 at 12:09 pm
All I have to say is that those instructions for making a hat are absolutely impossible to follow. I wonder if they could be a little bit more vague?
I was hoping to make a nice part hat, but alas I could not figure it out…
April 21st, 2005 at 12:37 pm
Dave Berry rules. He gets invites to my partys, but never comes. I wonder if that’s because we don’t argue…
April 21st, 2005 at 4:25 pm
Geof…if the Cheeze Whiz incident ever becomes any more public than it already has you’ll be hearing from my lawyer…who happens to have his own funny Reformed hat, so watch out!
April 21st, 2005 at 4:32 pm
John and Charles as my witness, I won’t tell.