Is It Calvinist or Memorex?
The Holy Observer: Calvinist Church Dumps Free Will Offerings
And if you didn’t pick up that this is a satirical humor article, you should have at the beginning of the second paragraph. No true Calvinist church would be hosting a singing group from Liberty University!

August 9th, 2004 at 2:33 pm
Simply beautiful.
August 9th, 2004 at 2:34 pm
sage, you’re on a posting ROLL today
August 9th, 2004 at 5:23 pm
That article is brilliant! I had it e-mailed to me today, so it must be making the rounds. Very funny!
I’m back in town. It was weird to be away from the internet for a week. Glad to see you’re posting again!
August 9th, 2004 at 6:20 pm
I just discovered The Holy Observer through Adam’s blog. There’s a lot of funny (painfully funny) stuff there, but this one just lept out at me.
One cool thing is that Rush publically stated that they outdid him humorwise in their recent ’story’ about Kerry starting a pro-life Catholic Church.
August 10th, 2004 at 9:05 am
lol